Monday, May 19, 2014

A new habit.

I joined a gym.

I feel somewhat embarrassed and flustered about this.

Running still stays outside and so does the bike.

Swimming also for the most part stays outside.

I just needed a better locker room than what the Aquatics Centre has to offer.  I wanted weights and yoga classes and a pool that wasn't full of miniature human beings.

The idea is to use it as an addition to running.  The dream is to achieve gunshow arms and an instagram booty.  And no, Zumba is 100% without question completely not happening. (By the way HOW DO PEOPLE KNOW THE DANCE MOVES? I SWEAR IT'S INSANE HOW EVERYONE JUST KNOWS THE MOVES RIGHT AWAY IT'S THE HARDEST THING EVER NOT TO MENTION PROBABLY VERY FUNNY TO WATCH)

Anyways my point is I'm offering a special offer in my etsy shop to kind of fund this new lifestyle. Each month I'm going to offer two couple portraits at 40% off.  So, instead of being £50 they will be £30.  The first two are available now and will be on a first come first served basis.

Cheers dears. x


  1. I've noticed that about Zumba. I've only ever gone once and I had an absolute ball. My friend and I pretty much just shook our booties and pretended like we knew what we were doing when we so totally didn't and laughed our way through the class. Most fun I've had in a class. But we stuck to the back, where all the non-serious suckers were stranded!

    1. These limbs were never meant to dance.

  2. Yes! Totally!! I used to get this in step class! I'd be jumping on the step and everyone else would be jumping off and they were all doing combinations of steps that I'm sure were outside the laws of physics! AND I kept falling off the step. (sulk)